92-year-old man's physical exam 92岁老人的体检
A doctor gave a 92-year-old man a physical exam. A few days later he happened to notice the man walking down the street with his arm around a gorgeous young woman and grinning from ear to ear.
一位医生为一名92岁的老人做体检。几天后，他看到老人手挽着一个年轻女人在街上走，还窃窃私语。
The next time he encountered the man, the doctor said, "You are really doing great, aren't you?"
后来他又碰到这位老人说：“你感觉不错嘛。”
"Just doing what you said, Doc," the man agreed. "You said, 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"
老人答道：“就是按照你说的做而已。你说：‘找个惹火的女人，尽情享受吧’”
"I didn't say that," replied the doctor. "I said you got a heart murmur. And be careful."
医生说：“我没这么说啊。我说你心率不齐，要小心。”
Note:
hot mamma与heart murmur发音相似
cheerful与careful发音相似
